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UNO House Rules The Anime
The scene opens up in the middle of a UNO match.
The villain smiles. He plays his secret ultra-rare "Wild, Take 4, Choose the number" card. He gloats: "AHAHAHA! There is no way you'll ever win now! For by playing this card, I choose the color AND the number of the next card that must be played! And you lose a turn because you have to take four cards from my hand! And I only have five left, and I choose 7 green!"
The main character pulls four cards from his opponent, including the green #7. And as the villain stares at his last card in shock, our hero calls him out. "You didn't say UNO! So I can get an instant turn from nowhere and play my draw 9000 card!"
And that's when the series was cancelled.
Of Snake Charmers and TreesThere are mathematicians
that calculate the gravitational
pull that tethers us to one another,
teasing sense out of the fabric
of Time and Space like
wizened snake charmers.
I thought them so horribly
unromantic, searching for
logic amidst wildflowers--
reasoning being reason enough
to put one foot in front
of the other each day.
True beauty lay printed
on petals and pages,
where I delved for pearls;
the patterns in the pathos
intriguing me into each
rising of the sun.
I do not remember when
it occurred to me that
without fractals there would
be no trees, nor without love
would people have any reason
to calculate the distances that
separate them from their muses.
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